Donut of Death

When will I ever learn?  Each and every time I have a donut (for the last three-ish months) I feel so sick after I eat them.  I don't know why and I am upset because the donut gods must hate me.  Today I ate this little piece of donut goodness.

But it doesn't feel like heaven an hour later.  I have the worst heartburn and stomach ache.  Why oh why do I keep doing this to myself?  Maybe because they taste so good.  Next time I even think about a donut, please stop me and slap it out of my hand.  Then you can put this little piece of heaven in its place.

via Sift and Whisk
Today's post has been brought to you by my wicked sweet tooth I have going on.  You're welcome.